Woody Allen

Woody Allen best quotes* 1. December 1935, born Allen Stewart Königsberg, American director, screenwriter and actor.

 

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“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else”.

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“Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun”.

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“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown”.

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“Eternity is really long, especially near the end”.

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“It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens”.

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“Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends”.

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“To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition“.

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“My brain: it’s my second favorite organ“.

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“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons“.

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